The State of Sarawak Darulhana is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sultan Haji Ibrahim Ali Omar Shah III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.106 billion Sarawakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santubong. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sarawak Darulhanan economy, worth 456 trillion Sarawakian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,206 Sarawakian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public shaming is the bedrock of Sarawak Darulhanan society, every workday begins with group therapy, Sultan Haji Ibrahim Ali Omar Shah III's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarawak Darulhana's national animal is the Crocodile and Golden Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Sarawak Darulhana is ranked 34,895^th in the world and 79^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 829.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.